bloodstains; ballrooms; we don't c a r e (sakie)

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"Take him to the bathroom and wake him up. He needs to get ready for the day," Seph huffed.

Caro frowned, "Is this really necessary..?"

"Monkey stole my poptart..." Eli cooed between a snore.

"Take him to the bathroom and wake him up. He needs to get ready for the day," Seph huffed.

Caro frowned, "Is this really necessary..?"

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"Pick him up," Persephone ordered.

Caro glanced at her warily, then scooped Eli up easily.

Eli snored softly in Caro's arms, instinctively cuddling to his chest and smacking his lips. "Warm warm warm warm..." He cooed between snores.

"Pick him up," Persephone ordered.

Caro glanced at her warily, then scooped Eli up easily.

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"Sorry about this.." Caro murmured as he walked over to the bed, yanking the blankets away from Eli.

Eli shivered at the quick breeze along his naked torso before he acclimated and went back to sleep.

"Sorry about this.." Caro murmured as he walked over to the bed, yanking the blankets away from Eli.

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"Caaaaaaro!" Seph huffed as she sat up, "He pushed me! Now get him out of bed!"

Caro hesitated, "I don't think.."

"Now!"

Eli closed his eyes and went back to sleep. Annoying people interrupting his beauty slumber. Didn't they know it was hard to look this good?!

"Caaaaaaro!" Seph huffed as she sat up, "He pushed me! Now get him out of bed!"

Caro hesitated, "I don't think.."

"Now!"

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"Maybe if you'd listen, I wouldn't have to resort to such methods," the goddess smirked.

Eli growled in annoyance and rolled over, purposefully knocking her off the bed gently. "Go away."

"Maybe if you'd listen, I wouldn't have to resort to such methods," the goddess smirked.

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Angrily, she leaned over and bit his shoulder, not enough to actually hurt- it was more of an expression of her annoyance, "I'll get Caro to drag you out of bed if I have to."

"OW! Hell." He grumbled, pulling his shirt down to investigate the bite. "You better hope that didn't bruise, girl, or you're in for a whoopin'. I have a concert tonight."

Angrily, she leaned over and bit his shoulder, not enough to actually hurt- it was more of an expression of her annoyance, "I'll get Caro to drag you out of bed if I have to."

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"That's such a mean thing to say!" Seph pursed her lips unhappily, "We'll have to get you outta that mindset."

Eli facepalmed and buried his face back in the sheets. "Seph, just go drool over Edward..."

"That's such a mean thing to say!" Seph pursed her lips unhappily, "We'll have to get you outta that mindset."

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Caro had enough sense to duck, still looking confused.

"Nyeh!!!" Persephone whined and hugged him, "LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, ELI. You need this!"

"No, you know what makes the world go round? Gravity. Apollo's gravitational pull upon all things human and natural. We are Gods. Love is not natural for us."

Caro had enough sense to duck, still looking confused.

"Nyeh!!!" Persephone whined and hugged him, "LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, ELI. You need this!"

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"If you are to get a boyfriend, we need to train your mind into acting more open," Seph beamed, "We'll help you be friendly! Right, Caro?"

The God of War stood just outside the door, looking perplexed, "What is it you wanted me to do..?"

Eli groaned and finally took his pillow, throwing it like a flying saucer straight at Caro's head. "Both of you get the fuck out of my room. I'm tired and wish to sleep alone, thank you very much. And Seph." He rolled onto his side a bit to look at her. "Honey, I really don't need a boyfriend. I know you may think I do, but that's because you've had your nose stuck in Twilight for the past seven days."

"If you are to get a boyfriend, we need to train your mind into acting more open," Seph beamed, "We'll help you be friendly! Right, Caro?"

The God of War stood just outside the door, looking perplexed, "What is it you wanted me to do..?"

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"There is no time for that!" She pounced onto his bed like a cat, pawing at the sheets, "Your training begins today!"

Eli groaned into the sheets of his king-sized mattress. "What training...?"

"There is no time for that!" She pounced onto his bed like a cat, pawing at the sheets, "Your training begins today!"

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There was a wicked gleam in her pretty blue eyes as she rubbed her hands together, "This will be fun. Toodaloo!~" The goddess turned and flitted from his office, cackling.

THE NEXT DAY.

"ELI!" Persephone kicked Eli's door in and hopped into his bedroom, "Get up!"

Eli groaned and rolled over, covering his head with his black-sheeted pillow. "Go away!" He moaned, trying to rid his ears of the obnoxious sound of Persephone's voice. Granted, he loved her. But sometimes he just wanted to get some shut-eye before returning to the agonizingly slow job called God.

There was a wicked gleam in her pretty blue eyes as she rubbed her hands together, "This will be fun. Toodaloo!~" The goddess turned and flitted from his office, cackling.

THE NEXT DAY.

"ELI!" Persephone kicked Eli's door in and hopped into his bedroom, "Get up!"

heartshapedlocket22 wrote:

"I'm not giving up," Seph said stubbornly, looking down at him, "Project "Get Eli a Boyfriend" has officially begun!"

Eli facepalmed. "Seph..." He groaned out a warning, refusing to look at her as he continued to work with a narrowed gaze. "Please, get out. Go lie down. Go get some rest. Try to clear that pretty little head of yours of indecent thoughts."

"I'm not giving up," Seph said stubbornly, looking down at him, "Project "Get Eli a Boyfriend" has officially begun!"

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Persephone snorted, "Yeah, right. He's the God of War, Eli. He doesn't need to be afraid. I think he's just willing to make his mother happy."

He shrugged. "Well, a lap dog can do more than be afraid of its master." He returned to his work, picking up the page and setting it on a slowly growling pile on the other side of the desk. "And now that we've had that riveting conversation about how utterly alone I'm going to be for the next millennium, I really do need to get back to work."